As I write
these words South Carolina is experiencing the results of an offshore
hurricane, and is “enjoying” the worst rain event in a thousand years. At least
that’s what the weatherman is telling us. Not that he’s quite as old as
Methuselah, so I’m not sure how he can be altogether sure, (and the governor of the state, who said the
same thing, can’t be a day over 40).
At any rate,
I was just watching a film clip of a surf boarder paddling through the streets
of Charleston. Suddenly, an F-150 pickup drives by, and the tire wash bumps up
against the surf board. Not to be deterred, the young man smiles, and continues
on his watery journey. A moment later, a wayward porta potty floats by.
… Uh, okay.
I’m thinking
this dude will either succumb to flesh-eating bacteria, be classified road
kill, or find himself masticated by a shark.
By William McDonald, PhD. Excerpt from "(Mc)Donald's Daily Diary" Vol. 10
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