Friday, February 23, 2018

COLONEL SANDERS DIDN'T USE FOUR LETTER (I MEAN THREE LETTER) WORDS


As I have previously inferred, I once sat in on an evangelical service which featured Colonel Harland Sanders as the main speaker. Of course, he wore his memorable white suit and black string tie; which characterized him for so long. He was a soft-spoken man, and at times I strained to understand his words. Nonetheless, he left an impression on me, and I will never forget the opportunity to be in his presence.

Ultimately, as age caught up with him, the Colonel made a decision to sell the company to a large corporation. (As I recall, Pepsico was the buyer). Harland Sanders went on to appear in television ads, and marketed his face and business name to millions of consumers around the world.

Fast forward several decades, and a posthumous version of the Colonel continues to market his fried big bird recipe. However, to be fair, the recent incarnations of the Colonel are as different from the original as those Elvis look-a-likes.

This past week, KFC franchises in this country and around the world have experienced a shortage of the uncooked product, as the result of transportation dynamics with their new supplier. Thus, thousands of Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants across the globe have been forced to take an involuntary sabbatical.

Eight of the nine hundred restaurants in Great Britain were temporarily closed. However, in the past couple of days they are once again at full capacity. As the British franchises reopened, the KFC Corporation made a marketing decision to take out a full page ad in regional newspapers, which displayed an empty KFC bucket; and which included a subtle change to the bold red letters.

Rather than KFC, the letters had been rearranged to read FCK; (the implication of which any moron might readily surmise).

I think the grand old man would be horrified. What an insult to his memory.

The Colonel I remember didn’t use four letter, (I mean three letter) words; (unless, of course, the letters happened to be in the correct order).

by William McDonald, PhD. (Mc)Donald's Daily Diary, Vol. 77. Copyright pending

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