Elvis is alive and well in Benton, Arkansas
(Really,
he is)!
At
least, if you believe a few ‘cheerleaders’ out there, who are leading the
effort to inspire his fans to “hope against hope” that he is moving and
breathing, and living among us.
It
is only in the past couple of months that I came across a website titled,
“Evidence Elvis Presley is Alive,” and which purports to show that an (amazing)
look-alike, sound-alike guy by the name of Pastor Bob Joyce of the “Household
of Faith Church” in Benton, Arkansas is none other than (drum roll) …the King
of Rock ‘n Roll.
Well
now, hold on there a hip shakin’ moment. I’m just not so sure.
Granted,
the body in that 1977 era casket looked mighty suspicious. I mean, the photo
I’ve seen of that cadaver looks, for all the world, like a 1950’s era Elvis.
(And I guarantee you, when he made his supposed entrance into Rock ‘n Roll
heaven, he was neither a young adult, nor did he look like he’d run ten miles a
day for the preceding six months prior to his death).
And
while I cannot begin to account for the good looking body in the casket,
whether it was a mannequin or a look-a-like, I think it is a long walk from
Memphis to Benton to believe that Elvis currently rules and reigns, (and
manages to retain some measure of anonymity) in a little church in Arkansas.
I
have to admit that Pastor Bob is a dead ringer (excuse the pun) for the dearly
departed Elvis, not only in relation to his countenance and lovely locks, as I
have previously implied, but in terms of his eerily familiar voice.
But
I simply can’t ‘buy into’ the persuasion that Elvis is alive and well in
Benton, Arkansas.
Pt.
2
My
former pastor’s wife has, more than once, accused me of being a dyed in the
wool skeptic. Perhaps it’s because as a counselor I’m paid to be skeptical, or
to at least pull together sufficient information to make a valued judgment.
Perhaps it’s because on experiential level I’ve been exposed to a whole lotta
inter-relational baloney.
Speaking
of my tendency to gather information, I have interacted several times with the
creator of the Evidence Elvis Presley is Alive website, and have left comments
on a similar youtube.com page.
My
written questions/perspectives on these sites have ranged from,
“Have
any members of Elvis’ so-called ‘Memphis Mafia’ met Pastor Joyce?”
(and)
“If
so, what have people like the aged George Klein (high school friend and “Elvis
Channel” DJ) or Red West (high school friend and actor) said about this claim?”
(and)
“Does
Pastor Bob/a.k.a. Elvis II receive any of the financial dividends from ‘Elvis
Presley Enterprises?’” (which still markets the King of Rock ‘n Roll to the
enth degree).
(and)
“Has
it occurred to you to ‘put your money where your mouth is’ and do a comparative
voice print using sample Elvis and Pastor Bob audio’s?”
Pt.
3
To
which I received the respective answers,
“Yes,
so ‘n so has met with Pastor B., but I cannot begin to tell you what they
talked about. God bless.” (Very convenient, indeed).
(and)
“That
is a private matter between Pastor Bob and the agency which markets his
persona. God bless.” (Based on everything I know the good preacher shows no
signs of being independently wealthy).
(and)
“He
doesn’t have anything to prove. Perhaps you might consider doing your own side
by side voice print analysis. God bless.” (As if I had that capability).
(and)
“It
isn’t time for Elvis to ‘come out.’ Can you imagine it? In his day and time, he
was absolutely mobbed by the crowds who followed him. They tore off his
clothes. They scratched his face and arms. Nuff said. God bless.” (Uhmmm, the
last time I checked the man made multiplied millions for his trouble).
(and)
“When
it’s time, he will know, and the world will know. God bless.” (And I can only
wonder what time has to do with it. Whether now, or ten years from now, the
result of his ‘second coming’ can only be very much the same).
Pt.
4
The
proponents of the ‘Elvis is Alive & Well’ theology have said that he was
tired of all the hustle and bustle, and that after two and a half decades, he
longed for the kind of anonymity that any one of we ‘commoners’ enjoy on a
daily basis. There are internet photos, snapped a few weeks after Elvis
passing, which seem to show a white-haired Elvis trimming the Graceland hedges
and rose bushes.
Those
closest to the ‘king’ always said that if he ever went into a state of
seclusion, he would probably turn up somewhere “wearing a backward collar;”
since the Gospel was always so near and dear to him.
And
to be sure, Elvis cherished his spiritual roots, and the faith of his mother.
Perhaps ten or twenty percent of his music was spiritual in nature. Of course,
it is no secret that he struggled, (at least emotionally) to overcome the sins
of the flesh. Even the most novice among Elvis fans are aware of his recurrent
dependence on prescription drugs, and his affinity for beautiful women; (with
whom he so often shared his Graceland bedroom).
There
are any number of sermons and solo’s on Pastor Joyce’ website, and copies of
the latter are available for a fee “to help support the ministry.” (And to be
sure, I have no ‘grief’ at all with that notion).
One
of Pastor B.’s/the second coming of Elvis’ adherents responded to one of my
previous comments. She said,
“The
world may not know, but we know who
he is, and that’s enough.”
Well,
my friend, please don’t lump me in with all those ‘we’s’ since I’m definitely
not a member of that prestigious club, (and I don’t think it’s enough; not by a
long shot).
At
any rate, if by some stretch the sun and moon are on the verge of falling out
of the sky, or if I am nigh onto winning second place in the 2017 “Mr.
Universe” contest, I wish “Pastor Elvis” well, and I sincerely hope he is
happy, and continues to impact those whom God sets in his pathway.
*Note: Only tonight I ran across a video on YouTube featuring Pastor Joyce on which he makes the disclaimer that he is NOT Elvis, wasn't, isn't and never intends to be. That should set the record straight for all his "fall all over themselves, Elvis want him to be" adherents.
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I saw the video where Bob Joyce admitted to being Elvis Presley and,he is the happiest he could ever be right now. He dose not miss the life he once lived.you decide.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen that video, but I did see one in which he said he WASN'T Elvis. He was evidently lying in one of those videos. He is simply too young to be Elvis. Bob Joyce is obviously in his mid-60's. He IS NOT in his 80's.
ReplyDeleteThere are two Pastor Joyces's at the church. One is Bob and one is Robert. Bob is 85. These videos some are 10 years old, so the statement about age, cannot be EP, is not true. Do some more research of the music and you will hear the truth! The voice!
ReplyDeleteThe man whom you are referring to, who you believe is Elvis, has made the statement on video, and I have seen it, that he is not Elvis.
ReplyDeleteNo Sir,He never denied ever being Elvis!
DeleteHe sure did deny being Elvis.
DeleteElvis was either living a lie when he pretended to be dead, or this man is living a lie now and is not Elvis.
ReplyDeleteSo many coincidences..maybe God incidences!!!
ReplyDeleteBob Joyce Is his new spiritual and lawful name.He put Elvis to death in 1977.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteBelieve what you want. We all have that privilege. There are those among us who don't and won't believe.
ReplyDeleteTp many condiences no one sounds like elvis presley but this man dies explain that
ReplyDeleteDoes not dies
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