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If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Why is it that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Why is it that no one ever says, ”It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Every wonder about those people who spend $1.50 apiece on those little bottle of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Why is it that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Why is it that no one ever says, ”It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Every wonder about those people who spend $1.50 apiece on those little bottle of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Just thought you might like these.
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