Tuesday, February 20, 2024

PACKAGE FOR A NAKED MAN

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When I was working as a UPS driver in central Florida, I walked up to a home that happened to be on a lake, and as I rounded the wall of the carport which faced the road, and turned towards the front door which wasn't visible from the street, there was a naked man in the process of putting on his clothes. He had apparently been swimming, and thought's he'd change before going into the house. Surprised, he said, "Oh no. Please don't tell anyone you saw me like this!" I promised I wouldn't tell anyone. And I thought, "It's a good thing I wasn't a female UPS driver!" And, as for not telling anyone about it... I lied!

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