Bill and Bob worked together as drivers at UPS. One day Bob died and went to heaven.
Bill often thought about Bob. As a matter of fact, one night Bob appeared in Bill's bedroom.
Bill was a bit taken aback, but managed to say,
"Bob, I am surprised to see you here."
Bob replied,
"I have good news and I have bad news for you, Bill."
Now Bill was curious.
"What's the good news, Bob?"
Bob responded,
"There is a UPS in heaven."
Bill continued,
"And so, what's the bad news, Bob?"
Bob paused, and then replied,
"They are getting a truckload for you tomorrow."
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