The local news reports in Florida
the past couple of days are replete with stories about a missing
… Cobra.
It seems a recent storm damaged a
building in which a wildlife expert kept his exotic pets. One of the poisonous
critters escaped and is, theoretically, somewhere on his 10 acre estate.
Theoretically, because it could have easily moved beyond the man’s self-styled
animal preserve, and into some nearby neighborhood.
While wildlife officials are
scouring the area, and hope to capture the snake, a local mother mused,
“Well, I hope they don’t make a good
show of it for the next few days, and finally just give up. We’ve got to live
with that beast, and you never know where he (or she) will turn up.”
News reports said the so-called
expert owned two Cobra’s. Hmmm.
I only hope the critter isn’t
… PREGNANT!!!
By William McDonald, PhD. Excerpt from "(Mc)Donald's Daily Diary" Vol. 6
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