LITTLE MOTHER'S CLASS

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I heard a funny one in which a pastor was going to teach a women's class on the issues of Motherhood, and planned to call it "The Little Mother's Class." He informed the person who wrote the weekly church bulletin, and allowed her to come up with her own phraseology. The next Sunday he, and the other parishioners opened their bulletins only to read, "The pastor is offering a Little Mother's Class beginning next Sunday at 9am. Any woman interested in becoming a little mother should meet with him in his study that morning." (An unfortunate choice of words which was quickly rewritten for use in future bulletins)