Wednesday, April 29, 2020

HERE! HE'S DROWNED!!!


About 40 years ago, I was playing the part of a once a month, weekend dad. We had just picked up my children in Jacksonville, and drove a few miles to the Ramada Inn, and “set up shop” for the weekend. While we were there, we took advantage of the pool.



As we sat by the pool, I noticed a grandfather and grandmother, and their five or six year old grandson. The grandparents lounged next to the pool while little “Jimmy” paddled around in it; all the while remaining close to the edge.



From time to time, the young boy would dog paddle into deeper water, and would begin to flounder. Each time his granddad would reach out, grab his hand, and pull him into shallow water. I mused that Jimmy should have learned his lesson by now, but not so.



Finally, when the old man had had just about enough, he reached out, and grabbed little Jimmy, shoved him into grandma’s hands, and exclaimed, “Here. He’s drowned!” Of course, he wasn’t.



And though by now that aged man has long since gone on to his reward, and the little boy must be approaching 50, my wife and I have never forgotten the grandfather’s frustration that day, and laugh each time we think about it.


By William McDonald, PhD. Copyright pending




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