(An old Jerry Clower joke)
This West Virginia preacher man was known for his excessive speed. One day a young friend of his happened to round a mountain curve, and saw the preacher's vintage Mustang a couple hundred yards ahead. And it seemed that in spite of the treacherous curves, the minister only drove faster. Suddenly, as the good reverend rounded an especially nasty bend in the roadway, he flew off the cliff, and rolled numerous times down the side of the mountain. Of course, the cleric's friend was mortified, and screeched to a stop, got out, and began running down the steep incline. At this point the minister's car erupted in flames, and Joe was sure that Rev. Clemons was a goner. However, somehow the clergyman survived, and managed to crawl out the broken windshield of his car. And now Joe screamed, "Preacher, Preacher are you alright?" To which the parson replied, "Yes thank you. The Lord is riding with me." To which his friend exclaimed, "Well, you better let Him ride with me before you kill Him!"
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