Sunday, May 5, 2019

SIGNS OF THE TIMES - Humorous Signs in Our Day and Time



At a car dealership

We can help you get back on your feet. (Miss a car payment)

Outside a muffler shop

No appointment necessary. We can hear you coming

On a taxidermist’ window

We really know our ‘stuff’

At a towing company

We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows

In a foot doctor’s office

Time wounds all heels

At an eye doctor’s office

If you don’t see what you’re looking for. You have come to the right place

On a plumber’s truck

We repair what your husband fixed

At a tire shop

Invite us to your next ‘big blowout’

In a restaurant window

Don’t just stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get ‘fed up’

At a propane filling station

Tank heaven for little grills

On a utilities payment window

We would be de-lighted for you to send in your payment.

If you don’t, you will be!

In a veterinarian’s office

Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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