IT'S OKAY. I HAVE TWO WIVES

I had surgery for a broken ankle a few years agp. After I was in recovery, I asked to see my wife, but my daughter, Kristy came in first. As a result, some of the nurses just figured I had a very young wife. Next my actual wife, Jean came in, and I felt the need to "make water." I told the nurse, and she assumed Jean was just a friend. She said, "Wouldn't you like some privacy?" I laughed, realizing what she was thinking, and I said, "It's okay. I have two wives!"