Monday, February 8, 2016

You're Old as the Hills (and I Doubt You'll Be With Us Much Longer)



I guess none of us like to think we look much older than we did when we graduated, and that unlike the majority of my classmates whom I have seen on social media sites, we would be easily recognizable to people who knew us at that stage in our lives.

After the birth of my granddaughter’s son I begin telling everyone who cared to listen that I was a great grandfather now, (and I took a great deal of pride in doing so). If nothing else for the shock value. I mean, my own last great grandparent died the year I was born. But with the increasingly longer lifespan in America, it’s not all that unusual to see great great grandparents walking around. And I suppose there may be a random 3x great grandfather or great grandmother among us.

Recently, I made one of my former university students aware that I had begun a new ministry, as it seemed good to me to offer discipleship and leadership classes to church groups and congregations in my local area. As a result, Sue responded with,

“That’s great, Dr. Bill! I’m so pleased. It’s so wonderful that you are compelled to go right on helping people at this stage in your life. You inspire me!”

Hmmmm

And then today, as I was stacking my groceries on the little conveyor belt at Publix Supermarket, and making a bit of “chit chat” with the cashier, I mentioned that this particular great grandfather was up and out at 4am today in the 39 degree weather; peddling 10 miles. She smiled and responded favorably. 

And about this time the bagger asked “Jamie” when she would be graduating from college; which was my cue to ask her what course of study she was pursuing. Jamie flashed her pleasant smile again, and made me aware she would be getting a degree in occupational therapy. To which I said, “Well, that’s definitely a great field of study.” 

The cashier’s final response caught me off guard.

“Well, with all that exercise you do on a daily basis, I doubt I’ll be seeing you in therapy any time soon.”

Uhhhh

For if you somehow failed to pick up on the implications in the foregoing scenarios, there seemed to be an unspoken implication that,

“You certainly are doing well for an elderly gentleman.”

(and/or)

“I hope when I reach your advanced age I will be as spry as you are.”

(and/or)

“Keep up the good work. With that mindset and exercise routine, you may live all of five or six more years!”

Maybe to maintain my fading illusion of youth, I should just keep my mouth shut!


 By William McDonald, PhD. Excerpt from "(Mc)Donald's Daily Diary" Vol. 26. Copyright pending

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