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She fell in love with an astrologer and she
had good fortune
She fell in love with a used car salesman
and he "sold her a bill of goods."
She fell in love with a dance instructor
and he "danced right out of her life."
She fell in love with a policeman and he
"arrested her development."
She fell in love with an archaelogist and
he said she looked ancient
She fell in love with a guy named Moses and
he said "Let me go."
She fell in love with a major league
outfielder and he "played the field."
She fell in love with a gymnast and he
flipped for her
She fell in love with a plumber and he
developed "Plumber's Butt."
She fell in love with a newscaster and she
got unwelcome news
She fell in love with a garbageman and
everything he said was garbage
She fell in love with an Apostle and he
lorded it over her
She fell in love with a guy named Santa and
he brought her gifts every day of the year
She fell in love with a runner and he ran
away
She fell in love with a ventriloquist and
he "talked out of both sides of his mouth."
She fell in love with a pessimist and he
never said anything good about her
She fell in love with a monster and he did
the monster mash
She fell in love with Elvis and he was
spotted working at a Burger King in Boise, Idaho (You would have to know the
myths about him)
She fell in love with a rock star and he
rocked out
She fell in love with her cousin and
nicknamed him "Kissin Cousin"
She married a sex therapist and he taught
her "the facts of life."
She fell in love with a snake charmer and
he was such a charm
She fell in love with a light bulb maker
and he lit up her life
She fell in love with a violin maker and he
fiddled around
She fell in love with a puzzle manufacturer
and he was such a puzzle to her
She fell in love with a dictator and he
dictated how she did everything
She fell in love with a soldier and they
were always at war
She fell in love with a genius and she
"never lacked for smarts."
She fell in love with a marble maker and he
"lost his marbles."
She fell in love with a savage and he
"was such a beast."
She fell in love with a water treatment
manager and he "poo pooed" everything she said
She fell in love with a teacher and she
learned to dislike him
She fell in love with a seal hunter and he
"grew a walrus." (as in moustache)
She fell in love with a lifeguard and he
rescued her from loneliness
She fell in love with a podiatrist and he
"walked all over her."
She fell in love with a candle maker and a
part-time preacher and when he preached he "waxed eloquent."
She fell in love with a fireworks
manufacturer and he was always "blowing up her phone."
She fell in love with a licorice maker and
he taught her how to twist
She married a guy named Gulliver and they
traveled extensively
She fell in love with an A/C man and he was
always losing his cool
She married an NFL football player and he
was always "playing the field."
She married a mathematician and he
"gave her what 4"
She fell in love with a sunscreen maker and
he was hot
She married a florist and grape grower and
"her life was all wine and roses."
He married a model and discovered he didn't
like the make
He went on a blind date with a lady
Elephant hunter and she looked like a gorilla
She married an evangelist and discovered he
wasn't "good news."
She fell in love with a banker but his
character was bankrupt
She fell in love with a trashman who talked
too much trash
She fell in love with a cannibal who didn't
like her cooking!
She married a pianist who tickled her
ivories
She married a lion trainer who was always
growling at her
She fell in love with an alligator wrestler
who had a tough hide
She married a guitarist who plucked all the
right strings
She married an astronaut and part-time
preacher and lived on a spiritual high
She fell in love with a ballroom dancer and
got swept off her feet
She fell in love with a pro wrestler but he
got counted out
She fell in love with a used car salesman
but his engine conked out
She fell in love with an undertaker but he
got taken by the uppertaker
She fell in love with a ball player but it
was three strikes and he was out
She fell in love with a goldfish farmer who
puckered up when he kissed
He fell in love with a receptionist but he
wasn't well received
He fell in love with a lady subway driver
but she gave him the shaft
He fell in love with a diplomat but he
wasn't very diplomatic in his approach
He fell in love with an expert hop-scotcher
but he hopped when he should have scotched
She fell in love with a miner but he kept
her in the dark
She fell in love with a gambler but he was
a joker
She fell in love with a jigsaw puzzle maker
and he fell to pieces over her
She fell in love with a guy named Houdini
but he managed to escape
She fell in love with a doorkeeper but love
went out the door
She fell in love with a fruit picker but he
didn't pick her
She fell in love with an aging "Our
Gang Comedy" actor and he turned out to be a rascal
She fell in love with an astronaut 'cause
he promised her the moon
She fell in love with a space alien 'cause
he thought she was a cute specimen
He fell in love with a seamtress 'cause she
could cut the rug
She fell in love with a prophet 'cause he
had a good future
She fell in love with a carpenter 'cause he
was very well built
She fell in love with a musician 'cause he
played all the right notes
She fell in love with a fire walker 'cause
he would walk through H_ _ _ for her
She fell in out of love with a beach bum
'cause he was all bummed out
She fell in love with an artist 'cause he
painted her world in pastel colors
She fell in love with a clown cause she
always wanted to see the circus
She fell in love with a guy named Noah
cause she always wanted to own a yacht
She fell in love with a guy named Kennedy
cause she always liked a Boston accent
She fell in love with a whirling dervish
'cause she was a fan of the new 360 degree photo view app
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