Where Do You Find Diamonds?

Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing.

The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "Ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get.

1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get at it, you have to work hard & dig very deep.

He looked at the young ladies with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be cover yourself, as well."

So he added that, if you keep your treasured minerals just like gold, diamond and pearls, adequately covered, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct extensive exploration.

First, they will contact your government (family), sign a professional contract (wedding) and mine you professionally, (the sacred act of marriage).

But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you will attract a lot of illegal miners who come and randomly mine you. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig.

Keep your bodies modestly covered so that you only invite professional miners to explore your value.

Anonymous
(Some phraseology reworded for clarity - William McDonald, PhD)