Monday, July 19, 2021

I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT I CAN'T

 

My mother in law was, to say the least, a real character.

She once received a call from Arthur Murray Studios, and the representative said,

"Mrs. Vaughn, we are pleased to tell you that we have a one time promotion. If you sign up for ten dance lessons, the first two will be absolutely free!"

To which she responded,

"I'm sorry, honey. I only have one leg!"

The caller quickly apologized and hung up. She didn't hear from that company again.

by Bill McDonald, PhD

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