Tuesday, September 27, 2022

STORM CLOUDS, GOONEY BIRDS & CUBAN COFFEE

                                                                                 


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It has been over 30 years since we received the call. My National Guard unit had been mobilized to report to south Florida, as the result of the devastation visited by Hurricane Andrew upon the City of Homestead.

As our convoy rushed past pine trees, and palmetto bushes, and entered “the zone of influence,” it seemed we transcended a fine line of demarcation between intact civilization, and what might well have passed for a war zone.

Whereas, the flora which surrounded us showed little or no sign of having been impacted by the Category 5 winds of Hurricane Andrew, and I had begun to wonder why we had been called away from the lives to which we were generally accustomed, the devastation which suddenly greeted us was nothing less than incomprehensible.

Palm trees broken like matchsticks, and haphazardly scattered across acres of countryside which bordered our asphalt entre into a real-life Neverland. A automobile dealership with its doors and windows blown out, and its stock in trade heaped in colorful metallic piles around it. An ocean going vessel, a hundred feet in length, lying on its side beneath a highway overpass. Multiplied thousands of businesses and expensive homes annihilated by the mindless, unmitigated force of nature.

And what struck me strange was how much like this little piece of south Florida resembled Maine in Wintertime, as every plant, bush and tree had been rudely stripped of their leaves; (a condition which was summarily reversed when, so uncharacteristic of Florida, and as we neared the end of our mission, a multitude of buds graced every stem and branch).

It was August and it was hot, and the lack of air conditioning, or even a fan in the green canvas Army tents which served as our homes away from home was just short of unbearable. Rain water washed easily across the floor of our transient tabernacle, and the buzz and subsequent bite of a thousand bloodsuckers provided scant little respite, as we slipped, still deeper, into our heavy, woolen sleeping bags.

Pt. 2

The 2nd Battalion, 116th Field Artillery was stationed at the Metro Zoo; or at least what was left of it. Most of the animals had been evacuated to other locations, outside the projected perimeter of Ground Zero. However, a nearby research facility had been abandoned in place and left unattended. And as a result, some unintended results were in the offing.

Dozens of monkeys were on the prowl. But not just your garden variety monkeys. Did I mention the facility which they called home was an AIDS research complex? (Well, it was). And as you might imagine, we were admonished to shoot the little fellas on sight. To my knowledge none of our troops chanced upon any of the little boogers. Word is that many of the hapless simians migrated to the nearby everglades, (and there is every reason to believe that their contaminated descendants continue to populate the area).

My section wound up with a couple of assignments during the course of our 40 day tenure in the most God forsaken two hundred square mile piece of ground on Planet Earth.

“Country Walk” was (and perhaps, by now, is again) an exclusive subdivision made up of half million dollar homes. But I regret to say Hurricane Andrew made short work of the place. And in retrospect, it was discovered that the building codes were insufficient for winds half as strong as this storm visited on the place.

Large heaps of plywood and orange tile bearing little semblance to the magnificent homes which once lined the idyllic streets upon which we navigated our camouflaged Humvees. Manicured yards covered with fallen oak trees, and a neighbor’s kitchen garbage.

And from my guard post, near the entrance of the formerly elite community, one of the most peculiar sights to which I have ever been exposed.

A 1930’s era C-47 prop airplane sitting “all by its lonely” in a nearby field; with little or no visible damage. I asked my section chief about it, and Sergeant Hoehne informed me that unlike the proverbial turtle on a fence post, this plane definitely got there by itself. For you see, before the recent storm collapsed the hanger in which it had been on permanent display, the aged “Gooney Bird” had been part and parcel of a WWII collection of vintage airplanes.

Almost inexplicably, it had been lifted into the air by a small, embedded twister, done its own solitary ‘Dorothy in Kansas’ act, and managed to take its last flight… without a pilot. Ultimately, as though resting in the hand of Providence, the plane experienced the shortest flight, and the strangest landing of its long and storied career.

Pt. 3

Day gave way to night, and night gave way to day, and as Sergeant Bob and I relieved the night shift one morning, and took our place near the guard shack, a thirty something year old man stepped out of a nearby house, (or what was left of it) ambled over to us, and proceeded to share a story which easily gave my previous tale of the Gooney Bird “a run for its money.”

For it seems Robert and his wife made the fateful decision to remain in their home and weather the hurricane. Given the now obvious state of their little corner of paradise, it almost cost them their lives.

August 24, 1992. A day that will live in infamy; at least a day the citizens of the Miami suburb which was Homestead, Florida will remember for as long as they draw breath. And for those such as Robert and Trisha, who chose to “ride it out” in their homes, the experience was not only memorable, but the most traumatic circumstance of their entire lives.

But I’ll allow Robert to tell the tale.

“Trish and I have experienced other hurricanes, and we figured this one couldn’t be much worse. I mean, our house has weathered several of ‘em, and the worst of it was always a few missing shingles.

It began very much like the other storms. The clouds grew dark, and the wind picked up a bit, and of course we’d tuned our television to the Weather Channel.

I guess we had been lulled into complacency. I mean the weatherman can ‘cry wolf’ so many times, and so many times the storm’s bark is so much worse that its bite.

Pt. 4

But we found out the hard way. 30 or 40 minutes into the thing, it got bad. I mean, it got really bad, and we began to question our sanity for staying put in our house. We could hear shingles flying off the roof, and then a few hairline cracks appeared in the ceiling. Suddenly, something smashed into our front bay window, and the wind came roaring into our living room.

I grabbed Trisha’s hand and we ran for the hall bathroom. It was all I could do to push the door shut behind us. The sounds around us were just monstrous; like nothing I’d ever heard before. At this point, we got into the bathtub, clothes and all, and just sat there in each other’s arms.

Sergeant, I’m not ashamed to tell you I was more afraid than I have ever been before, or ever hope to be again. We just held one another, affirmed our love for each other, and said our ‘goodbyes.’ I honestly expected a first responder or insurance agent would discover our bodies. Of course, I didn’t share my thoughts with Trish.”

Robert continued.

“Thank God for that small bathroom. It was the only room which came through the storm intact. We simply could not have survived in any other room in our house. The ceilings collapsed, and every window had been blown out. Glass and debris was everywhere.”

Before Robert returned to what was left of his former home he made us aware that he’d just been interviewed for a feature segment on the popular news show, “20/20.” (And though I have attempted to locate that particular segment, I’ve never run across it).

Pt. 5

Of course, I previously inferred my section performed another role during the 40 days we served in aftermath of Hurricane Andrew. (And I have never been able to refer to that season without thinking of Noah, and the 40 day aftermath of the Great Flood; when the Ark waited to rest on dry land).

About halfway into that little season, (although it seemed interminable) our duties at Country Walk culminated, and we were diverted to the flea market in Homestead. And admittedly, under such circumstances one might wonder what eight or ten reservists would be doing at a flea market, after what at the time was the worst storm in U.S. history. And I can only respond, “Well, I’m glad you asked.”

The federal government was, as the result of the storm, in the process of dispensing emergency food stamps to the citizens of that extended community, and since the value of this commodity was in the multiplied millions of dollars, our unit provided armed security. (And my dear readers, armed we were). Whereas, the 25,000 active duty troops in the area walked around with unloaded M-16’s, (as Martial Law had not been declared) each and every one of the 10,000 members of the Florida Army National Guard carried a full clip of live rounds. (None of that Barney Fife and the one bullet in his pocket thing for us).

I recall a couple of unforgettable experiences during our tour of duty at the flea market.

A young Haitian woman approached my section chief with a question, but it was readily apparent she didn’t speak English. Having had a year of French in college, I immediately recognized her need, and I responded with, “Voila la toilette,” and pointed towards a distant Port-a-Potty. (Had she wanted a rundown of the latest stock market report I’m afraid my fluency in the French language, or lack thereof, would have failed me).

Pt. 6

I will always remember the kindness of an elderly Cuban woman who offered me a cup of that rich dark coffee for which her little island is so widely known. And while I was not then, nor am I now a fan of coffee, I absolutely loved it. As it fell together a quarter of a century would ensue before I would taste it again. Just the other day my wife and I walked into a local Cuban restaurant and ordered a cup of the lovely stuff. (Somewhat of a distant echo of a mission completed, and a job well done).

A few minutes later the sky grew dark, and a common, run of the mill Florida thunderstorm approached from the east; (the same direction from whence Hurricane Andrew and its devastating 180 mph winds had come). As the wind freshened, and it began to sprinkle, a little dark-haired girl in the crowd, perhaps all of five years of age, began crying, and could not be comforted. I immediately recognized the symptoms, and surmised that like Robert and Trisha, her family had, just three weeks before, chosen to remain in their home, rather than flee the impending storm. (No doubt, the now thirty-something year old woman is still triggered when the sky grows dark, the winds begin to blow, and a little H2O descends from the sky).

We must have been quite a sight walking in and out of stores and eating establishments wearing camo clothing, and with our M-16’s slung over our shoulders. (Somewhat reminiscent of Uganda and Idi Amin). On one especially memorable day, perhaps a month into our tenure in that storm-stricken city, SFC Hoehne and I walked out of a local McDonald’s; having just purchased our own respective “to go” meals. And without warning, a lovely young woman walked up, wrapped her arms around me, and exclaimed,

“You guys just don’t know how much we appreciate you” (and) “Thank you for helping us.”

And as quickly as she appeared, she was gone. I never cease to think of her, and though her name eludes me, I hope she is well, and I often mention her in my prayers.

Pt. 7

The last day finally arrived and several hundred guardsmen were more than ready to bid ‘adieu’ to their adopted city. Our task was complete, and yet, there were tasks and missions plenty for countless volunteers in the months which lay ahead.

As we walked across the parking lot reminiscing about our singular experiences, a bald eagle drifted over our heads, flew the length of our compound, and disappeared on the horizon. Tears filled my eyes. The tour was done, but would never be forgotten.

We were back, but we would never be the same. We could only be the better for that which we had seen, that which we had experienced, and for those brave citizens whom we had met.

We had returned to our natural environment. The air seemed fresher. The flowers more colorful. The sky a bit bluer. Oh, how thankful we were on the other side of the storm.

Odd, it took two weeks before I overcame the unexpected fatigue which overwhelmed me, and it became apparent that I had too long been exposed to the whites and blacks and browns and grays of that hurricane-stricken city. And I realized how that awful place had somehow impacted my visual sensibilities, and resulted in a physical weariness.

But what of those we left behind?

Their lives were budding again. Just as surely as the trees of their city began to bud anew, after being so rudely stripped of their leaves.

by William McDonald, PhD

Sunday, September 18, 2022

PLAYING A DOCTOR ON TV

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I was on my way to the church where I do counseling, the other day, and I happened to be wearing my "Dr. Bill McDonald, PhD" blue knit shirt, as I am prone to do when I work in the office.
On the way to the church, I stopped by the post office to get my mail. After I checked my P.O. box, I turned to walk out the door. Just as I reached the door, a middle-aged Chinese woman walked in, paused a moment, and said in a slightly accented voice.
"You're a doctor!"
Well, I didn't know whether to hang my head, and apologize for my academic credentials, or smile and exclaim,
"Oh yes, I have so many degrees they call me Dr. Fahrenheit."
But as a result, I took a well worn alternate approach.
"Oh, I just play a doctor on TV!!!"
It never occurred to me that she might have taken me seriously, (though it is possible that she did), since she gave me a somewhat crooked grin and walked on past me.
Now, an elderly Chinese man walked in behind her, and having apparently heard his daughter's exclamation and my response, he stood with half his body blocking my way out the door... and just stared at me, and continued in the stationary, silent mode another five seconds.
To which I finally said,
"Uhmmm, excuse me."
Now, the older man slowly moved and continued his way into the post office, and I finally managed to get out the door.
And it only occurred to me a couple of hours later, but suddenly a thought made its way through my somewhat thick cranium.
"Perhaps both daughter and father took me seriously, and thought they were looking at a "As the World Turns" soap opera actor, and figured they'd "get a load full" of this not so famous television star."
With this, I chuckled under my breath, and went on with what I had been doing.
by William McDonald, PhD

Sunday, September 11, 2022

A POIGNANT MEMORY OF 911

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 "21 years ago today an unimaginable tragedy struck and shook our nation and my city, It feels like it was yesterday, and at the same time like forever ago. I was 16 years old at the time and I remember sitting in Spanish class in a new school I just transferred into from another borough in NY 2 days prior, and the dean of the school walks into my class and says a plane hit world trade center and they thought it was accident at first but things are getting really bad they believe its terror attack, and that we have to evacuate the school and go home. I remember some of my class mates were crying and some were saying my mom works there, my dad works there. I remember running to the office to call my dad because I did not have a cell phone at the time and all lines were down I could barely reach Him, but after several attempts I finally have. It was scary I think everyone was in utter shock. No one could believe what we saw on TV and we lived only 9 miles away from Downtown Manhattan. My heart still aches thinking about all the victims and families that lost loved ones that day. It is unimaginable. Officially around 3000 people have died that day but many believe it is much more. Thinking every person was valuable, every person had a name and an Identity, every person mattered, every person was important to God and to their families, and in one moment everything got changed. It makes me think once again how valuable and fragile life is. How I should cherish my family, friends, and those around me. How I should draw closer to the Lord and love Him even more, and not waste time or life on things that don't matter or have internal value."

(Written by, and posted with permission, by my former university student, Zhenya Schlefer)

Friday, September 2, 2022

GRAB A BANANA, ANNA

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The other day my wife informed me that she was about to drive down to Publix to pick up a few groceries. As she prepared to leave, a Publix commercial came on TV. Of course, it was one of those "real good, feel good" sort of ads. As you see the various people on the screen sitting around the dinner table, the narrator suggests, "Have a banana, Anna." Well, my wife's name isn't Anna, but our grandson has called her Anna for as long as we remember! And here, "Anna" was getting ready to go to Publix at that moment! At this point, I suggested she pick up some bananas while she was there. The commercial ran again in the short amount of time she was gone. True to my expectations, my "Anna" walked in with a bunch of bananas!

by William McDonald, PhD